Let us tell you why you shouldn't travel or move to Bali like ever:-
Value For Money:-
Why would you want to visit a place that is 100-200% cheaper than Newyork, Paris & Sydney. Nobody likes to travel to some exotic place which is also light on the wallet. I mean who likes saving money at all.
Ordinary Views:-
The views are just ok, who likes the endless soothing views of the ocean, lush greenery, mountains and breath taking sunsets or sunrise. People prefer waking up to the views of noisy buildings or their neighbor's backyard filled with all sorts of trash.
Who Needs Culture:-
Who likes to see the traditional cultural aspects anyway? We are much comfortable with our robotic routine modern ways. Cultures are so old fashioned and long gones right?
Food?
Ah so many variety of food covering vegetarians and meat lovers both? that is so confusing, I am happy with my hamburger and hot dogs. Who needs to eat healthy anyway?
Dangerous Activities.
There are so many dangerous activities there like snorkeling, scuba diving, mountain hiking, river rafting, jet skiing, bicycle riding etc. Why should you risk your life to have an experience of a life time? You would rather ride your bus to the work or at most drive your car and come back home to watch tv.
Don't go to Bali... said no one ever :)